"LOOK AT THE DOG"

— me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via spockular)

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raynbowsareepic:

More artwork on the streets of Melbourne. The artist wants you to share this like crazy, and doesn’t even care about getting credit! That being said, all credit to the incredible talent behind these…

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Heesco/173677639330599

Not in my name Abbott.

Oh man, these are fucking AMAZING.

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humansofnewyork:

"I’m having trouble dealing with society.""What aspect of society?""The whole thing."

humansofnewyork:

"I’m having trouble dealing with society."
"What aspect of society?"
"The whole thing."

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amoying:

when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party

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*the rest of my friends COMBINED

(Source: amoying, via velveteenjeeves)

velveteenjeeves:

kateordie:

I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires

the types of wines contradict the messages. I wouldn’t mind some gewurtztraminer though, mm-mm.

Where’s the red tho?

(Source: kashimiru)

ritzmatic:

 4gifs:

Girl kicks abusive teacher in the groin

you fucking go girl

hell yeah.

ritzmatic:

 4gifs:

Girl kicks abusive teacher in the groin

you fucking go girl

hell yeah.

(Source: 4gifs, via velveteenjeeves)

fuck-bitches-get-bacon:

no matter how sad I am this never fails to make me laugh

fuck-bitches-get-bacon:

no matter how sad I am this never fails to make me laugh

(via velveteenjeeves)

My life.

(Source: tvhousehusband, via livingrosencrantz)

jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

omg yes.

(via phoebe-buffay)

confessionsofapawneecitizen:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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My life summed up perfectly.

(via cunafish)

submissiveinclination:

giddytf2:

afunnyfeminist:

ghastderp:

i love sir patrick stewart more with each passing day.

See, guys. This is how you do it. Notice the words “Not all men are like that” are never spoken.

You are a good man, Sir Patrick Stewart.

Now this is a sexy man…

(Source: that-darned-sock, via vintagevandalizm)

liftedeyes:

liftedeyes:

My friends are amazing at Cards Against Humanity

I’ve never posted anything that deserved to go more viral than this.

liftedeyes:

liftedeyes:

My friends are amazing at Cards Against Humanity

I’ve never posted anything that deserved to go more viral than this.

(via cunafish)