"LOOK AT THE DOG"
— me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via spockular)
when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party
*the rest of my friends COMBINED
(Source: amoying, via velveteenjeeves)
"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"
My life summed up perfectly.